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Shinji stretched 'you shouldnt overwork yourself'



Ayame nodded wondering how she was going to do this, usually she dealt with the killing of such men

"I'm not" Sakura laughed at him, "Sure i have been in here for days doing paperwork but come on that's hardly overworking"


Yoruichi leant against the wall.

"The fuck you looking at?" The guy spat at Ayame.

Shinji chuckled 'you should take breaks, do something reckless and fun!'



Ayame narrowed her eyes 'the scum of the earth' her sword flashed at her side 'usually you wouldnt be breathing so be thankful that your life is prolonged, if even by a few dingy moments'

"Oh sure because that is smart" Sakura rolled her eyes, "Reckless and fun"



The guy snorted, "Whatever"

'its not about being smart, its about living to the fullest' Shinji laughed


Ayame turned the chair around and sat on it, leaning her arms on the backrest 'now, we can do this easily...' she lent forward ever so slightly 'or incredibly painfully... but either way i will get what i want'

Sakura shook her head at him finishing her tea, "Unlike you some of us have jobs it seems" she teased.



The guy rolled his eyes looking away, "Yeah yeah princess whatever you say"

'i work hard' Shinji stated leaning forward 'but i play hard too'



Ayame pulled a knife and slammed it into the table making it stand by the point 'dont make me take your extremities one by one... i want the information you have' her eyes were ruthless, she would not be messed with

"Prove it" Sakura smirked.



"I don't know what you're talking about" The man replied.

'well for one, my paperwork is finished, yours isnt' Shinji smirked



Ayame pulled one of his hands onto the table in a flash and held the knife over it 'which one should i take first....' she spoke delibertably slowly tracing the knife over his fingers

"This isn't even my paperwork" Sakura reminded him.



The man panicked slightly but called her bluff, "Tch as if"

'yes, but the paperwork your doing now is the same rank of paperwork i do, remember im a captain'Shinji laughed



Ayame stabbed into his middle finger first hard and fast with no hesitation 'maybe this one first... so you can stop fucking with me'

Sakura aimed a kido blast at him in a huff, "Yeah yeah"



The man growled slightly, "Ohh i would fuck with you" he purred slightly licking his lips.

Shinji deflected it easily 'now now, youll mess up Ukitakes office'


Ayame dug the knife in 'then i should take your penis off next' she stated as she separated his finger from his hand 'now tell me what i want to know, and maybe you'll still have a penis to fuck with' her eyes said that she was deadly serious if he messed with her things would get bad really fast

"Oh ho ho reckless and fun eh?" Sakura laughed.



The man sighed looking away, "They deserved to die"

'though not in other peoples premises' Shinji laughed 'youll upset your dear captain, harmless fun, yknow?'



Ayame kept her intent stare 'why?'

Sakura chucked a pen at him frowning, "Pfft"


"Because they stole a treasure from another noble family, i was getting it back" The man growled.

Shinji caught it in his fingers 'so, how about it?'



Ayame stood up slowly 'then you report it to us, not take the law into your own hands' she turned her head slightly to Yoruichi 'this man needs medical attention, he may be able to salvage his hand'

"Okay okay i will go have some fun" Sakura chuckled.


"No no leave it as punishment" Yoruichi stated as she moved to leave.

Shinji sat back finishing his tea 'soooo where should i take you hm... the real world? i know a man who can get us Gigai'


Ayame took back her knife and cleaned it of blood as she walked out with her, stowing it away in her knife belt

"Let me guess Kisuke" Saukra chuckled, "Sure why not"



Yoruichi sighed, "Well now we shall have to have a talk with the nobles"

Shinji nodded 'right, cmon, ill have him prepare them before we get there'


Ayame nodded she would have to show some respect here 'seems logical'

"Alright" Sakura smiled as she stowed away the paperwork.



Yoruichi moved towards 6th.

Shinji sent a message to Urahara while he was waiting


Ayame walked with her, clearly interested

Sakura wondered where he would take her.



"Byakuya did you hire someone to steal my robe" Yoruichi sighed.

"My robe" Byakuya corrected her.

Shinji looked over at her 'ready to go?'


Ayame looked so confused 'wait... no..'